Green Eggs and Pancakes

Happy St. Patrick's Day!

Here is a little story for all you Dr. Seuss Fans out there. (Of course the rhyming isn't quite right, but you get the idea:)

I am Mom

Mom I am.

Do you like green eggs and pancakes?

That Mom-I-am! That Mom-I-am! I do not like that Mom-I-am! I do not like them, Mom-I-am. I do not like green eggs and pancakes.

Would you like them here or there?
Would you like them in a house?
Would you like them with a mouse?
Would you? Could you? In a Car?
Eat Them! Eat Them! Here they are.

You do not like them. So you say.
Try them! Try them! And you may.
Try them and you may, I say.

Mom! If you will let me be, I will try them. You will see.

Say! I like green eggs and pancakes!
I do! I like them Mom-I-am!
And I would eat them in a car.
And I would eat them in a house.
And I would eat them with a mouse.
And I will eat them here and there.
Say! I will eat them ANYWHERE!

I do so like green eggs and pancakes!
Thank you! Thank you, Mom I am!